Problem: I look stupid when I dance.
Yo: No you don't. You look fucking phenomenal and I can't take my eyes off of you.

P: But I am delicate and nerdy and I bounce to T.I.
Y: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ8A6OuLP7U. If you have a cool name like Raisa Cip, a homegirl like Gabby Mar, and a suburban border collie to bark in the background, then ROLL wit it.

P: BUT I'M SO EXCITED I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF!!!!!!!
Y: YES! Put on your finest denim, drink a pitcher of margaritas and get the coffee table out the way! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9ACxoineAE

P: But I had a series of surgical procedures that went horribly awry, got addicted to prescription meds, lost a ton of weight ... I'm gaunt and awkward and carry around a ton of stress. I have serious unresolved childhood issues, had to declare bankruptcy, haven't been lawsuit-free in decades... I'm a mess! 
Y: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljuDJW6Wn_U

P: But I am dead.
Y: So is MJ. Here is walking on the moon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXhy7ZsiR50

P: But I am undead.
Y: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3z12-HZyM MJ killed that too.